====== Better half ======

https://nemlei.itch.io/better-half

> - My happiest thought this month was "Thanks god everyone dies eventually !"
> - Nice ! That's my happiest thought too !
> - Hue ?
> - The only magic potion you need is tequila !

> - I'm about thiiiiis close to killing myself...
> - Hmm, I see! So you need some help with what ?
> - I suggest a rope. It's a classic !

> ARGHH, STOP STOP *STOP!!*
> Just pick up the damn laundry, do it !
> Do it now you piece of shit!! DO IT!!

> Pizza is made that night and it sucks.
> The Thius are proud of it anyway.

> Thiu leaves the store happy
> Sur he made an ass out of himself yet again.
> But at this point he has done it so many times, it doesn't really matter anymore.


> Together they had and okay-ish, albeit a bit short life.
> Half-assing everything the whole way through.

> - Look, you spineless little--!
> - ..................
> - No. Sorry. Disregard that.
> - ..Okay....
> Thiu will never, ever disregard that.
> The word "spineless" is now forever engraved in Thiu's heart.
> Moving on.